L: "Sam has a tail but I don't have a tail."
Me: "Sam is a dog. You are a girl."
L: "Daddy has a tail."
Me: "No, he doesn't."
L: "Yes, he does. Right here." (Oh ya. She's pointing where you are thinking...)
Me: "Oh. That's not a tail. That's a penis. Daddy has a penis because he's a boy."
L: "Oh. A penis."
Then she was off on another topic. I am proud of myself for not busting into laughter because she would have been so embarrassed.
I can't believe I just had a penis talk with my 2 year old.
Sheesh.
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5 comments:
lol...that's sweet.
THAT is hilarious! When Alex was born, my SIL gave him his first bath. My youngest niece was 28mos old at the time.
J: Mommy, what's that? (pointing there)
SIL: That is Alex's penis.
J: Why does he have that?
SIL: Because he is a boy.
J: I don't like the way that looks.
Me: cracking up the entire time because OMG I am so immature!
Your post brought back memories!!!
that's super funny!
Just wait until she starts telling people about how the dog likes to wag its penis. ;)
Camille, That is funny. The kids watch me change diapers, and sometimes Hayden(3) asks when I'm changing a girls diaper,
"Mommy, where is her pee pee." And I tell him, "It's right there". and I point in the direction, I say, "She has a different one than you, your a boy."
Yeah these kind of conversations with 2 and 3 year olds just seems strange.
I just wanted to let you know I tagged you on my blog, so please check it out and see what I've asked you to do, it should be fun. Love, Amy ;)
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